SARCASM A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus." A man forgot to zip up his trouser, so a lady told him politely.. " Sir, your garage is Open" The man gave her Naughty smile and said.. "Did you see my RANGE ROVER inside? The lady smiles back and said.." No just One small TOYOTA and two flat tires" There are only five types of fear. 1.Terror 2.Panic 3.14 missed calls from Mom 4.Username or password is incorrect 5."We need to talk." Don't date a girl who can't respect your wife Husband: i lost my wife, she went shopping and she hasn’t come back yet. Inspector: what is her height? Husband: i never checked Inspector: slim or healthy? Husband: not slim, can be healthy Inspector: color of eyes? Husband: neve...
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SARCASM 1. Teacher; Change the sentence into negative '"Children in the dark make mistakes" Student; Mistakes in the dark make children. 2. Me: My memory is so bad My friend: How bad is it? Me: How bad is what?? 3. A man receives a message from a neighbor .... "Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies." The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to hospital The next day he receives another message "Sorry sir spelling mistake, it's not wife but Wi-Fi ". ...
Sarcasm When man goes to your inbox and write he loves you, go to his timeline and write I love you too with a screenshot of his message. We are fixing this country for good to avoid heartbreak. Bro: bro, how do you get rid of the people who criticize everything you do or say Me: I smile, cut short and say to them "you are right" Bro: but that is unethically rude Me: you are right Yesterday morning, I visited a doctor named “Gimmy Jackshon” for getting some advice. Just after entering into his clinic, I mistakenly taken his name. So, he put me an injection on my back without even listening to my problem She thought my earpiece was on and then farted loudly.... But she was shocked when I told her congratulations for disgracing her family people. There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going." One day in ...
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SARCASM Doctor - I have a good and bad news for you.... Patient - Aww... Tell me what is the good news Doctor - I got you flowers Patient - Wow.. So what is the bad news.. Doctor - They are for your grave My mom entered my room and found me asleep She walked closer, caressed my hair and slapped my face saying: "Your last seen on whatsapp was 1 min ago" I asked an old man: "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?". The old man replied: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her Judge: why did police arrest you? Me: for shopping too early Judge: well, that's not a huge crime. anyway how early were you shopping? Me: before the shop opened Honestly I'm not happy, this morning I was setting a voice password on my phone. A dog barked in front of me and it ...
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Sarcasm I lost my phone on my room. So I tried to find my Phone from the bed, under my Bed and even at the Narrow places but I didn't found it, then I realized I am using it as a Flashlight. I was in a taxi, then the driver said " I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do" I then told him to turn right. The idea that someone would ever be required to say yes to a proposal is horrifying, you are always allowed to say no, but you're also allowed to change your mind in the next 48 hours with out any repercussions in both directions. The KEY to any successful relationship or marriage is COMMUNICATION And the lock to that key is TRUST Me : what do you study? She : I'm science Student. Me : Can i ask a question? She : ask. Me : what is Newton's 3rd law? She : Listen, im a science student not a law student. Son: Dad, what do I give my girlfriend as a valentine gift? Dad : How does she look? Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even ta...