SARCASM

  • A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus."


  • A man forgot to zip up his trouser, so a lady told him politely.. " Sir, your garage is Open" The man gave her Naughty smile and said.. "Did you see my RANGE ROVER inside? The lady smiles back and said.." No just One small TOYOTA and two flat tires"


  • There are only five types of fear.
    1.Terror
    2.Panic
    3.14 missed calls from Mom
    4.Username or password is incorrect
    5."We need to talk."


  • Don't date a girl who can't respect your wife


  • Husband: i lost my wife, she went shopping and she hasn’t come back yet.
    Inspector: what is her height?
    Husband: i never checked
    Inspector: slim or healthy?
    Husband: not slim, can be healthy
    Inspector: color of eyes?
    Husband: never noticed
    Inspector: color of hair?
    Husband: changes according to season
    Inspector: what was she wearing?
    Husband: not sure whether it was a dress or a suit
    Inspector: was she driving?
    Husband: yes
    Inspector: color of the car?
    Husband: black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full led headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..then husband start crying..
    Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car..

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