Sarcasm (Jokes)

 

SARCASM

                                                              

1.        Teacher; Change the sentence into negative '"Children in the dark make mistakes"
Student; Mistakes in the dark make children.

 

 

2.    Me: My memory is so bad

My friend: How bad is it?

Me: How bad is what??

 

3.   A man receives a message from a neighbor....

"Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."

The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to hospital

The next day he receives another message

"Sorry sir spelling mistake, it's not wife but Wi-Fi".

 

4.    Once upon a time, there was a 3 brothers named somebody, nobody and crazy. One day somebody killed nobody and crazy run to the police station and told to the police that "Somebody killed nobody" and the police station asked "Are you crazy" Crazy answered "Yes I am crazy" and he got kicked out!!!!!!!!

THE END....

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