Sarcasm
Sarcasm
- I lost my phone on my room. So I tried to find my Phone from the bed, under my Bed and even at the Narrow places but I didn't found it, then I realized I am using it as a Flashlight.
- I was in a taxi, then the driver said " I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do"I then told him to turn right.
- The idea that someone would ever be required to say yes to a proposal is horrifying, you are always allowed to say no, but you're also allowed to change your mind in the next 48 hours with out any repercussions in both directions.
- The KEY to any successful relationship or marriage is COMMUNICATION And the lock to that key is TRUST
- Me : what do you study?She : I'm science Student.Me : Can i ask a question?She : ask.Me : what is Newton's 3rd law?She : Listen, im a science student not a law student.
- Son: Dad, what do I give mygirlfriend as a valentine gift?Dad : How does she look?Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in completion.Dad : Give her my number.
- Teacher :- What should be in a book cover page to make it bestseller..?Student :- A girl on the cover page and no cover on the Girl..
- Nowadays ladies must also approach the men too because some of them are shy.
- Me:Doctor, this medicineis not available at any medical store.Doctor:oh sorry,I forgot to write the medicine.That was my signature.
- She told me she was coming to my place by 9 pm, But she came by 7 pm and caught me with another woman...How can I forgive her for lying to me?? She's not trustworthy.
I lost my phone on my room. So I tried to find my Phone from the bed, under my Bed and even at the Narrow places but I didn't found it, then I realized I am using it as a Flashlight.
- I was in a taxi, then the driver said " I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do"I then told him to turn right.
- The idea that someone would ever be required to say yes to a proposal is horrifying, you are always allowed to say no, but you're also allowed to change your mind in the next 48 hours with out any repercussions in both directions.
- The KEY to any successful relationship or marriage is COMMUNICATION And the lock to that key is TRUST
- Me : what do you study?She : I'm science Student.Me : Can i ask a question?She : ask.Me : what is Newton's 3rd law?She : Listen, im a science student not a law student.
- Son: Dad, what do I give mygirlfriend as a valentine gift?Dad : How does she look?Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in completion.Dad : Give her my number.
- Teacher :- What should be in a book cover page to make it bestseller..?Student :- A girl on the cover page and no cover on the Girl..
- Nowadays ladies must also approach the men too because some of them are shy.
- Me:Doctor, this medicineis not available at any medical store.Doctor:oh sorry,I forgot to write the medicine.That was my signature.
- She told me she was coming to my place by 9 pm, But she came by 7 pm and caught me with another woman...How can I forgive her for lying to me?? She's not trustworthy.
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